Queen of Klutz by Samantha Garman

Choose the best phrase to describe Sibby Goldstein’s life:

Sucky.
Really sucky.
Major suck-fest.
D) All of the above.
I started my day with a boyfriend and a job. I ended my day with a bottle of tequila. I’ll let you connect the dots.

Somehow, I wound up working as a waitress at an Italian restaurant. I have no idea what I’m doing. And I’m not just talkin’ about life.

This should be interesting.